Useful as tits on a bull

phrase

Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as tits on a bull'

- How's your new small forward going?
- About as useful as tits on a bull mate.

Comments

Tits/teats (mammory glands and nipples) on male cattle, as with the males of many other species including our own, serve no purpose other than for tickling potential (be extremely careful with bulls though).

Example NB. Small forward is an Australian Rules Football player position.

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