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Browsing terms categorised by: The Body
Air Biscuit
Fart.
Apricots
Testicles.
Awning Over the Toy Shop
The awning is a man's beer gut. The toy shop is his cock and balls.
Birthday Suit
Naked.
Bushie Blow
See Bushman's Hanky.
Bushman’s Hanky
Block one nostril with your finger and blast the other one with both barrels (or just the one, as it were). Best done surreptitiously to avoid judgement, and into vegetation to be a good citizen.
Clacker
Arsehole. The anus.
Crack a Fat
Achieve an erection.
Date
Arsehole. The puckering of the anus gives it a date-like appearance. Broadly, date refers to the bum as a whole.
Donger
Penis.
Drain the Lizard
To urinate (men).
Freckle
Playful word for the arsehole/anus.
Ham and Eggs
Legs (rhyming slang).
Jatz Crackers
Testicles. Rhyming slang for 'knackers', another slang word for testicles.
Knackers
Testicles.
Morning Glory
Early morning erection.
Muffin Top
Fat that overhangs the pant or skirt waistline.
Nick, in the
Naked.
Nuddy, in the
In the nude.
Nuggets
Testicles.
Old Fella
Penis.
Piss Fat
Early morning erection.
Tootsie
A toe.