Useful as two knobs of billy-goat poop

phrase

Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as two knobs of billy-goat poop'

- Darl, I got a pair of edible knickers in the secret santa this year.
- Great, we needed that like we needed two knobs of billy-goat poop.

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