Useful as a wart on the hip

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Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as a wart on the hip'

- Check out this torp mate. Oh, shit...
- You're as useful as a wart on the hip on the footy field mate.

Comments

Example NB. Torp is short for torpedo, a method of spiral kicking a football (not the soccer ball variety of football).

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