Useful as a cunt full of boiled snow

phrase

Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as a cunt full of boiled snow'

- Sorry mate, by the time I got though to the website there was only enough tickets left for me and me missus to Acca Dacca's final ever show.
- Mate, you're about as useful as a cunt full of boiled snow.

Comments

Also, see ‘useful as a cunt full of cold water‘.

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