Useful as a cunt full of cold water

phrase

Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as a cunt full of cold water'

- Sorry mate I dropped ya coldie on me way back from the bar, but was lucky enough to just catch mine.
- Mate, you're about as useful as a cunt full of cold water.

Comments

Also, see ‘useful as a cunt full of boiled snow‘.

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