Useful as a pocket on a singlet

phrase

Completely useless.

Example of 'Useful as a pocket on a singlet'

- Sorry mate, just realised I left the gate open on ya back paddock.
- Mate, you're about as useful as a pocket on a singlet.

Comments

NB. A singlet is otherwise known as a ‘sleeveless undershirt’, ‘tank top’, or the awful term ‘wife beater’. If you’re still confused, singlet material is too stretchy and floppy to support a properly useful pocket.

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